IM OFFENDED – Paper Straws

People are on a crusade to eliminate Plastic Straws because they claim they are bad for the ozone layer. Truth be told no matter what is the case there needs to be a better way because #PaperStraws are a #Disgrace and I am truly #IMOFFENDED If you buy an Ice Coffee you better be prepared to suck it down and record time or you will be get a hernia trying to suck the liquid through the straw before it disintegrates. Whoever thought of this stupid idea should be exiled like Napoleon This is ridiculous and I’m offended.