Category Archives: I’m Offended

IM OFFENDED – Paper Straws

People are on a crusade to eliminate Plastic Straws because they claim they are bad for the ozone layer. Truth be told no matter what is the case there needs to be a better way because #PaperStraws are a #Disgrace and I am truly #IMOFFENDED If you buy an Ice Coffee you better be prepared…

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IM OFFENDED – Bathroom Knock Etiquette

If I’m in the bathroom and someone knocks you’re gonna get a response / If I knock when you’re in there I expect the same courtesy #bathroomettiquette #imoffended #knockknock #publicbathroom #breakingballs #bustingballs #saysomething #sayanything  

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2019 Time to Roll Out the Podium

Recently Kevin Hart was the latest that had to step up to the podium to apologize from something he probably didn’t want to apologize for. Since the beginning of comedy you were always able to use it as an outlet to observe and give an opinion no matter how crazy it may be. But these…

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I’m Offended at your Take on Rudolph

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer has been a victim of hazing since he was a small reindeer. But what most see as weakness can sometimes be our greatest attributes. Rudolph rises above his handicaps to guide the sleigh on the foggiest and stormiest of Christmas. Nobody ever talked about Norman the Normal reindeer. Sure he…

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Who are you? Dating Profile Picks. – I’m OFFENDED

Don Zollo is always looking for Mrs. Zollo but can’t find her when he doesn’t know who she is. Don is offended at the way woman fill up their dating profile pictures with group photos and you need a Ven Diagram just to find out who is who. Are you the Blonde in pic 1?…

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MASKED PROTESTORS – I’m Offended

Don Zollo is a true American. He’s hardworking and he loves the freedoms the United States offers. He thinks that protesting something you believe is wrong is a right in our constitution that we should all exercise if need be. But when you go out covered in masks to stand behind an issue it kind…

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Serena Williams DISGUSTING behavior I’m Offended

Last weekend at the US Open Tennis Megastar had an absolute break down after she was deducted a point for her coach giving hand signals from the sideline. This is a clear rules violation. Instead of taking it up with her coach and telling him to stop she instead took it out on the person…

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Hold On To My Receipt – I’m Offended

In 2018 we get a receipt for just about everything. Whether we need one or want one we get a receipt for the snickers bar with a 10 foot receipt with coupons for future purchases. I have had it. Not only do I not need it but I don’t have the room in my pocket…

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BREAKING NEWS – I’m Offended

This week on I’m offended Don Zollo weighs in on the fact that in 2018 everything is considered Breaking News. When we grew up a breaking news story happened every year not 10 times a day. We are watering down the breaking news stories to the point that nobody will believe you when you have…

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CONSTANT VALIDATION – I’m Offended

In 2018 we are in the midst of a epidemic. One where people care more about how they are perceived online then how they are respected in real life. Always posting things that give them the online validation they need to keep living their lives. Likes, Shares and Compliments are now what drives droves of…

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