Category Archives: Tonzo

FAT overrated RAPPER celebrates 21 Years Dead

This is a topic that brings me great joy. I’m not the type of guy that goes around making ridiculous claims like “so and so” is a top 5 rapper or “Blah blah blah” was the greatest rapper ever, so when I hear people making bold claims, it’s in my nature to fire back with…

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When Comedy Turns Into Tragedy (I Pissed in the Kitchen Sink)

Source: https://sleepfoundation.org/sleep-disorders-problems/abnormal-sleep-behaviors/sleepwalking The prevalence of sleepwalking in the general population is estimated to be Between 1% and 15%. The onset or persistence of sleepwalking in adulthood is common, and is usually not associated with any significant underlying psychiatric or psychological problems. Common triggers for sleepwalking include sleep deprivation, sedative agents (including alcohol), febrile illnesses, and…

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Slam Poet Eminem shocks the world by going for a layup

During this year’s BET Hip-hop Awards, Eminem returned to the highly anticipated cypher showcase, where he unleashed a 4-minute freestyle that took aim at POTUS. The NFL protests, hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico, and the border wall were just some of the topics Em touched on. “But we better give Obama props, ’cause what we got in…

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The Sensitivity Parade Attempts To Trample Halloween

Needham,Mass —An elementary school has decided to cancel Halloween events, saying the holiday is not inclusive and can be awkward for some children. The principal of Mitchell Elementary School in Needham announced the change Thursday in a letter to families. “For many years Mitchell has celebrated Halloween with class parties and a parade of students in costume.…

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Rick Pitino Isn’t walking through that Door

It may take months or even years for the total impact of the FBI’s investigation into wide spread corruption throughout college basketball to be clear. But it took only hours after corruption and fraud schemes involving coaches at prominent programs were detailed by a U.S. Attorney on Tuesday for the immediate aftershocks to be felt.…

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Breaking Balls Sign Wrestling Legends (The Chain Gang)

Story: Breaking Balls recently signed a 2 segment deal with Former wrestling tag-team champions “The Chain Gang”. The 2 segments will include a Chain Restaurant Challenge Show called “The Chain Gang: Chain Event” and a weekly wrap up show “Chain Chat”. The wrestling duo hasn’t seen each other since that fateful Fall day in 1999…

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When Ya Gotta Go……..(The Brown Bandit)

A Colorado neighborhood is working to stop a jogger who keeps defecating in the front yards of houses — even in front of children. “I was like ‘are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?’ And she was like ‘Yeah…sorry,’” homeowner Cathy Budde said. She says it wouldn’t be…

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American Vandal is the New Netflix Random Gem

Summary: The true-crime satire series from Tony Yacenda and Dan Perrault follows Peter Maldanaldo (Tyler Alvarez) as he investigates the expulsion of high school senior Dylan Maxwell (Jimmy Tatro) for allegedly spray painting faculty cars with phallic images.Source http://www.metacritic.com/tv/american-vandal Light Spoilers A lot of people recently have been complaining about how many original shows there…

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Is the New Lara Croft Hot Enough..?

The Year was 1997..I was living in a bathroom closet at a buddies house. Now you would think a fat and awkward homeless teenager would do well with the ladies, but you’d be wrong. For the past year all i heard from all of my gamer friends was how awesome Tomb Raider was on playstation.…

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When will it end? (iPhone X)

The iPhone X is a sensational-looking iPhone – but it obviously comes at a huge cost, and you’ll have to wait to get it. Question marks remain over Face ID as a way of unlocking the phone, but if your face truly does get ‘learned’ over time, it could work well. Source http://www.techradar.com/reviews/iphone-x I’m gonna…

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