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A Call To Charge: Female Athletes Stop Playing Lacrosse.

This is a call to charge for all female athletes: Stop. Playing. Lacrosse. I don’t mean stop playing forever. I mean stop playing until the rule changes allow women to actually play the sport of lacrosse as it’s meant to be played. Men’s lacrosse is one of my favorite sports – it’s aggressive, it’s fast-paced,…

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So You Say You Don’t Want a Committed Relationship

To Whom It May Concern [Read: Heterosexual Men]: Please note that oftentimes, when you tell women that you don’t want a committed relationship and she says that’s okay, she actually means it. I’m not sure if you were aware of this, but a lot of women have lives of their own. And full time jobs.…

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Kylie Jenner Isn’t Living Your Life

I’m going to say something here that might piss off a lot of people, but it’s something I’ve found to be obnoxiously apparent: sometimes moms can be the worst. To be clear, I’m not talking about all moms. I’m talking about the moms who think that everyone has to live by their ethical and moral…

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F*ck Your WEDDING Shower

Here is a HISTORY of Bridal Shower’s “the guidelines of earlier times”: http://worldbridemagazine.com/3546/modern-lessons-from-history-the-bridal-shower/  I had to attend a wedding shower this past weekend. I was happy to go. It was in celebration of my future cousin-in-law, and I absolutely adore her so love to celebrate her. She’s beautiful, she’s a fucking blast, and she is…

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FAT overrated RAPPER celebrates 21 Years Dead

This is a topic that brings me great joy. I’m not the type of guy that goes around making ridiculous claims like “so and so” is a top 5 rapper or “Blah blah blah” was the greatest rapper ever, so when I hear people making bold claims, it’s in my nature to fire back with…

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Deadpool Needs to Stop Being Funny

I’m sitting here watching the latest Deadpool trailer where the premise is that Deadpool is pretending to be Bob Ross and makes several out-of-the-ordinary, and at times absurd, comments to draw out laughter from its audience. Great. Cool. Good Job. Then, the trailer, OUT OF NOWHERE, shifts straight into action clips from the actual movie…

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Goodell Gets A Taste of His Own Medicine

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, along with several owners and at least two other NFL executives, will be deposed and asked to turn over all cellphone records and emails in relation to the Colin Kaepernick collusion case against the NFL, a league source told ESPN. http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/21296509/nfl-commissioner-roger-goodell-deposed-colin-kaepernick-collusion-case   How’s it feel Rogerrrr? Shoe is on the other…

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Girl Dresses as Whore for Halloween; Gets Accused of Going as ‘Sexy Witch’

The City of Salem is up in arms this morning as an out-of-town woman was spotted at several local drinking establishments dressed as a “Sexy Witch,” sending shockwaves of disrespect, anger, and disgust through the historic city. Confusion set in early Saturday evening as many locals who caught a glimpse of her, found themselves wondering…

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When Comedy Turns Into Tragedy (I Pissed in the Kitchen Sink)

Source: https://sleepfoundation.org/sleep-disorders-problems/abnormal-sleep-behaviors/sleepwalking The prevalence of sleepwalking in the general population is estimated to be Between 1% and 15%. The onset or persistence of sleepwalking in adulthood is common, and is usually not associated with any significant underlying psychiatric or psychological problems. Common triggers for sleepwalking include sleep deprivation, sedative agents (including alcohol), febrile illnesses, and…

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Slam Poet Eminem shocks the world by going for a layup

During this year’s BET Hip-hop Awards, Eminem returned to the highly anticipated cypher showcase, where he unleashed a 4-minute freestyle that took aim at POTUS. The NFL protests, hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico, and the border wall were just some of the topics Em touched on. “But we better give Obama props, ’cause what we got in…

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