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Don’t Wear Capri’s – BE A MAN
Men’s Fashion has taken a weird turn over the years. Guys are wearing dresses, skirts and Capri’s. End the madness, throw on a pair of Wrangler Jeans and get your man hood back. Don’t dress like a woman, dress like a man. BE A MAN.
You Stand UP when you PEE – Be a Man
Men are getting softer by the day. From wearing capris and carrying handbags to sitting down when they Pee. Men have been blessed with a great gift to be able to stand up and pee anywhere we want. Don’t take away these privileges by peeing sitting down. You stand up when you PEE Be a…
CONCUSSIONS – Be A Man
Whatever happened to….Rub some dirt on it? Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open on a broken leg, Kerri Strug won the gold medal on a broken ankle, Curt Schilling won the world series with the blood sock. Ok you got hit in the head…Take 5, drink a gatorade and get back out there. BE…
MAN HANDBAGS? – Be a Man
Back in the day men would stuff wallets so full they would develop long lasting back issues. Now men carry around handbags. What is this world coming to. Load up your wallet and toughen up. BE A MAN Men are turning into women more and more by the day.
WE’RE PREGNANT – Be A Man
We’re Pregnant. Really? A woman gets pregnant not a man. Time to stop acting like a woman and BE A MAN.
Drink Black Coffee – BE A MAN
People like putting sugar, sugar additives, cream & Milk in their coffee. Drink your coffee the way God Intended, drink it Black. BE A MAN.
DON’T EAT BRUNCH If you ARE A MAN – Be a Man
Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner. Now those are meals. Who came up with this Brunch thing? Someone that was too lazy to wake up for breakfast? We have three staple meals a day if you miss one tough shit wait till the next one. Don’t eat Brunch that’s a female meal. Be A MAN
Be a Man – CAVEMAN
Eat Nuts, Berries and Rocks. Don’t eat salads, avocado’s and coconuts. Be A Caveman, Be A Man.
Don’t Be A Loser – Be A Man
Loser Kids have Loser Parents. Don’t be Loser. Be A Man. 2018 every loser kid is most likely raised by a man and women that were the same way when they were kids. It’s a vicious cycle. Time to step your game up and stop being a baby about everything be a man.
Humane Mouse Traps? – Be A Man
Everyone is walking on egg shells in 2018. There is a rodent in your house, it is spreading filth and disease and I am supposed to find a humane way to dispose of it? How about the old fashion way, get a shovel and put it down. BE A MAN