Category Archives: SEGMENTS
GET RID OF THE BITCH – Be A Man
If a woman talks bad about your kids there is no debate. Get rid of her. BE A MAN
Don’t Wear Capri’s – BE A MAN
Men’s Fashion has taken a weird turn over the years. Guys are wearing dresses, skirts and Capri’s. End the madness, throw on a pair of Wrangler Jeans and get your man hood back. Don’t dress like a woman, dress like a man. BE A MAN.
You Stand UP when you PEE – Be a Man
Men are getting softer by the day. From wearing capris and carrying handbags to sitting down when they Pee. Men have been blessed with a great gift to be able to stand up and pee anywhere we want. Don’t take away these privileges by peeing sitting down. You stand up when you PEE Be a…
CONCUSSIONS – Be A Man
Whatever happened to….Rub some dirt on it? Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open on a broken leg, Kerri Strug won the gold medal on a broken ankle, Curt Schilling won the world series with the blood sock. Ok you got hit in the head…Take 5, drink a gatorade and get back out there. BE…
MAN HANDBAGS? – Be a Man
Back in the day men would stuff wallets so full they would develop long lasting back issues. Now men carry around handbags. What is this world coming to. Load up your wallet and toughen up. BE A MAN Men are turning into women more and more by the day.
PAY CHILD SUPPORT – Be A Man
Ok you’re getting a divorce. You can’t stand your wife but you still love your kids. Make sure you stay present and you don’t leave them behind. Time to step up, stay in their lives, Pay Child Support and BE A FUCKING MAN.
WE’RE PREGNANT – Be A Man
We’re Pregnant. Really? A woman gets pregnant not a man. Time to stop acting like a woman and BE A MAN.
Drink Black Coffee – BE A MAN
People like putting sugar, sugar additives, cream & Milk in their coffee. Drink your coffee the way God Intended, drink it Black. BE A MAN.
DON’T EAT BRUNCH If you ARE A MAN – Be a Man
Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner. Now those are meals. Who came up with this Brunch thing? Someone that was too lazy to wake up for breakfast? We have three staple meals a day if you miss one tough shit wait till the next one. Don’t eat Brunch that’s a female meal. Be A MAN
Be a Man – CAVEMAN
Eat Nuts, Berries and Rocks. Don’t eat salads, avocado’s and coconuts. Be A Caveman, Be A Man.