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Deadpool Needs to Stop Being Funny
I’m sitting here watching the latest Deadpool trailer where the premise is that Deadpool is pretending to be Bob Ross and makes several out-of-the-ordinary, and at times absurd, comments to draw out laughter from its audience. Great. Cool. Good Job. Then, the trailer, OUT OF NOWHERE, shifts straight into action clips from the actual movie…
Goodell Gets A Taste of His Own Medicine
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, along with several owners and at least two other NFL executives, will be deposed and asked to turn over all cellphone records and emails in relation to the Colin Kaepernick collusion case against the NFL, a league source told ESPN. http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/21296509/nfl-commissioner-roger-goodell-deposed-colin-kaepernick-collusion-case How’s it feel Rogerrrr? Shoe is on the other…
Girl Dresses as Whore for Halloween; Gets Accused of Going as ‘Sexy Witch’
The City of Salem is up in arms this morning as an out-of-town woman was spotted at several local drinking establishments dressed as a “Sexy Witch,” sending shockwaves of disrespect, anger, and disgust through the historic city. Confusion set in early Saturday evening as many locals who caught a glimpse of her, found themselves wondering…
When Comedy Turns Into Tragedy (I Pissed in the Kitchen Sink)
Source: https://sleepfoundation.org/sleep-disorders-problems/abnormal-sleep-behaviors/sleepwalking The prevalence of sleepwalking in the general population is estimated to be Between 1% and 15%. The onset or persistence of sleepwalking in adulthood is common, and is usually not associated with any significant underlying psychiatric or psychological problems. Common triggers for sleepwalking include sleep deprivation, sedative agents (including alcohol), febrile illnesses, and…
Slam Poet Eminem shocks the world by going for a layup
During this year’s BET Hip-hop Awards, Eminem returned to the highly anticipated cypher showcase, where he unleashed a 4-minute freestyle that took aim at POTUS. The NFL protests, hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico, and the border wall were just some of the topics Em touched on. “But we better give Obama props, ’cause what we got in…
Faulty Thinking: Why you have been Viewing Monday All Wrong
You’ve seen the memes with the girl burying her head in her hands with a large cup of coffee in front of her. “I hate Monday,” it reads in blatant negativity. You chuckle and hit the like button. Not me. I unfollow that lazy piece of shit and go chase after my dreams. What did…
The Gas Station Bathroom: A Slice Heaven on Earth
Ahhh, the gas station bathroom: A mysterious, magical world that I have never had the chance to experience in my entire life… that is, until two days ago when I found myself four iced coffees deep on a road trip to Washington D.C.. I said to myself, “What the heck. I’ll treat myself to a…
The Sensitivity Parade Attempts To Trample Halloween
Needham,Mass —An elementary school has decided to cancel Halloween events, saying the holiday is not inclusive and can be awkward for some children. The principal of Mitchell Elementary School in Needham announced the change Thursday in a letter to families. “For many years Mitchell has celebrated Halloween with class parties and a parade of students in costume.…
Rick Pitino Isn’t walking through that Door
It may take months or even years for the total impact of the FBI’s investigation into wide spread corruption throughout college basketball to be clear. But it took only hours after corruption and fraud schemes involving coaches at prominent programs were detailed by a U.S. Attorney on Tuesday for the immediate aftershocks to be felt.…
Hugh Hefner’s Life was Proof that Jerking Off is Healthy
I woke up this morning like the rest of you shocked, but not surprised, that Hugh Henfer met his fate at the ripe old age of 91. Reports stated that he died of natural causes. Again, not shocking. Why not shocking you ask? Hef’s life was subjective proof that the center of vitality and a long…